spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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