No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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