I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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