The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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