Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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