My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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