That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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