I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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