ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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