found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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