Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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