When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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