in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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