I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You ate ashes out of my bong
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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