This is not my ceiling
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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