All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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