she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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