PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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