So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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