just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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