Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
