i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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