Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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