yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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