when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
