Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
please come you make the beer taste better
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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