im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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