So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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