Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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