She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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