you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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