well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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