She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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