he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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