You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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