my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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