we have officially lost it.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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