Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I love having hate sex.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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