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how
Wat do u mean how?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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