Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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