what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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