Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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