Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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