omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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