Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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