there's paper in my vomit.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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