I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
i believe in u and ur pee
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