Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I think people are normalizing furries
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
