Small penises have feelings too.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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