Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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