Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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