What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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