walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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